In the wake of ten days of wisdom tooth removal recovery, Truj and Brian make a tier list of all of the soft foods they've made. Plus, a surprisingly in depth review of the Boston hot chicken scene. Brian didn't say goodbye. Truj wants to clear The Depths first.
Read MoreTruj has been very brave because they got a wisdom tooth removed last week, and in a world full of soft foods, one Italian medicine reigns supreme. Brian fact-checked the smoothie. Truj is sharks.
Read MoreThis year's hottest Christmas gift is... not actually that hot because it's kept at a precise temperature for hours. Truj and Brian, along with a few other people in their lives, got the Ember Smart Mug as a gift, and they have quite a few opinions about how great it is. Thermodynamics are hard, but emotions are harder. Brian preheats his mugs. Truj initiated the tree going up.
Read MoreThere's a spicy treat that your hosts try to eat, which riles them up for a while. Then, what do Truj and Brian love about breakfast that isn't food or each other? A draft-style list is constructed live on air, full of pre-COVID nostalgia, morning rituals, and a ceramic celebration. Brian has enough self respect to not finish the donut. Truj wants pictures of your favorite mugs on Twitter!
Read MoreWhat do you do when you order a dozen bagels and they turn out to be just Round Spiced Bread? Tune in to hear a tale of Bad Bagel Redemption, as well as several poorly-conceived KickStarter ideas we want you to invest in. Brian said the right Billie Eilish lyric. Truj will send you a dollar.
Read MoreTruj and Brian enjoyed some afternoon tea for their roommate's birthday, complete with homemade scones, clotted cream, and jams! Plus, they've found the Most British Disagreement, and did you know that Dunkin Donuts served scones once?! Truj is a big, beautiful bird. Brian loved 70s rock and roll.
Read MoreThe complex science of Egg On Toast™️™️™️ is unraveled and it's the first day of court in the case of Hamilton v. Babish. Brian holds Truj's hand. Truj forgets to turn off Animal Crossing.
Read MoreThese quarantimes are rolling on and Truj and Brian are freezing their bagels, experimenting with homemade yogurt, and cooking up some breakfast pasta. Things get a little heated about The Tri-State Area. Take a deep breath, hold it for a few seconds, then exhale and relax, won't you? Brian got some secret bacon. Truj from the Future fact-checks the Truj of the Past.
Read MoreNow that they're quarantined together, Truj and Brian have been doing a lot more cooking and drinking a lot more coffee. New drip coffee routines, bagel-baking experiments, and work-from-home routines are discussed. Truj deeply wanted to be Ramona Flowers. Brian does chores, in real life and in Animal Crossing.
Read MoreHappy Valentine's Day! Truj and Brian talk through what it was like eating Chris Morocco's Healthy-ish breakfast sandwich. Brian misses his friends from Chicago. Truj doesn't like almondy water.
Read MoreCrossover event! Jordan and Donnie from the podcast Apartment 26 stop by to talk about meal prep, protein bars, casseroles, smoothies, and a shocking revelation about their three-stage breakfast habits. Truj wants cake in the morning. Brian fact-checked the frosting. Donnie does most of the cooking. Jordan is blending like there's no tomorrow.
Read MoreHere's the thing: Truj and Brian invite their roommate James Merenda, poet and Breakfast Prince, to talk about the breads we use in our breakfast sandwiches. There's a lot of chocolate, jelly, rosemary, cinnamon, and egg to discuss! Brian recites a monologue. Truj invents Nounjectives. James tries to avoid a soggy bottom.
Read MoreHappy 2020! Truj and Brian take a look back at their previous Breakfast Resolutions, which they definitely remember, and talk about 2020's Breakfast Resolutions. Truj gets a book deal. Brian explains how the Internet works.
Read MoreTruj and Brian celebrate their fifth anniversary as a couple by going on a road trip to their favorite diner! What did they get each other for their anniversary? Where is the cheesecake manufactured? And how do Truj and Brian keep releasing episodes so regularly? Truj played a lot of Skyrim. Brian kept adding gifts.
Read MoreTruj and Brian experiment with caffeinated chocolate! How much caffeine do we need to function? Will extra caffeine help us wake up earlier? How would Truj brand her own line of caffeinated chocolate? Brian ate a lot of sugar. Truj deserves all the tangents.
Read MoreTruj and Brian celebrate Valentine's Day by talking about our breakfast crushes! Also featured are a Blink-182 singalong, a great new cocktail, and peanut butter discourse. Truj needs your fourth grade geography facts. Brian learned a new way to cut a muffin.
Read MoreTruj and Brian celebrate Most Important Meal's rebrand by trying to rebrand breakfast. Plus, a lengthy discussion of Tim Curry and the pilot of our Long Winters spin-off podcast. Truj was angry. Brian got a visit from Marshall.
Read MoreTruj and Brian are joined by Quinn Rose, who brought us a whole episode about college dorm breakfasts. We reminisce on the good times we had in college eating in our dining halls, celebrate how much better the food we make after college is, and realize how much more useful real money is than fake money. Truj had an intimate, emotional moment with a carb. Brian didn't make dinner. Quinn was given a lobster tail.
Read MoreA science experiment is done in the name of Breakfast Journalism™️, and Brian is not too happy about it. Plus, 80s karaoke, a cup of thumbtacks, and some meal prep follow up. Brian does a perfect Truj impression. Truj compromises her opsec.
Read MoreHappy Hollandaise, everybody! Kathy Campbell sings, laughs, and critiques breakfast food along with Truj and Brian for this very special holiday episode. What are the most important elements of a benedict dish? Why is there vinegar in the sauce? How are your hosts' meal prep efforts going? Brian had the same reaction to Chipotle that everyone does. Truj loves the glug. Kathy's baby needed butter.
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